Hello, Good Afternoon and Welcome to 'London Tonight Tonight Tonight Tonight...etc'.,
Okay, it may seem like a long time since last night's programme but, believe us, 'We've been working our way back to you'...
And we're going to kick off tonight's show with a look at our secondary school selection system - as more parents in London say they're prepared to tell whoppers to get their kids into the school of choice. And if that leaves you steaming with anger, 'Save it for me' and send in an e-mail later.
Now, here's something else that might get you 'Swearin' to God' - a safe full of detonators (mini-explosives) have been found in Golders Green station. They're used by the maintenance workers. But someone left the safe unlocked. So anyone could have walked off with them... We'll tell you what people are saying.
We'll also tell you what our Mayor's been saying about speed-bumps. Once he assured us that they're crucial for saving lives. Today, he implied that climate change might have changed his mind. Could this spell a bumpy end?
Next up: the Hindhead Project - designed to bring much-needed relief on the A3. It is a HUGE undertaking with two tunnels being built under miles of countryside. The problem is there's quite a bit of our wildlife in the way. Of course, some might say sacrifices have to be made. We - and the people in Liz Wickham's report - say 'Let's Hang On (To What We've Got).'
And, of course, Robin will have the weather.
Right, we're off for a 'Sherry'.
'Bye Bye Baby (Baby Goodbye)'...
Ben & Katie.
(Oh, and we'll be talking to Frankie Valli about a new musical featuring the music of the Four Seasons... Geddit?)
