So, it's Friday and what better excuse is there for opening a box of chocolates? Although I won't be partaking, thank you - I've given chocolate up for Lent. I had to eat the profiteroles I had at my mother-in-law's the other night. It would have been rude not to. And I don't do rude. Well, I try not to. Too often.
Anyway, the chocolates are open but they came with a riddle: Complete the following well known lyric:
"The minute you walked in the joint, I could see you were a man of ******** "
a) "poor health"
c) "the cloth"
I can't offer chocolates for the right answer, but you could treat yourself to a Malteser (*or any other well known item of confectionery) if you know the right answer.
Now - the programme:
BA strike looks like it's going ahead after talks break down... mystery surrounds a man found a man floating in the Shadwell Basin... a gang is found guilty of pinching an ATM... Fulham are on top of the world after biffing Juventus out of the Europa League... and a stolen pigeon has flown home from Romania. Probably.
Right - back to the chocolates. I love Fuse bars - just in case you're interested.
See you at six,
Ben & Lucy
PS. Anyone know any JLS fans out there? Tell them to watch our programme tonight...
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