Good afternoon.
I made a proposal to Emma, and gave her something of an ultimatum: given she has written the blog for the last two days, I will write it today. Or I will never write it again.
Faye, the Boss, was keen to call my bluff and save you from my occasionally surreal ramblings but Emma agreed to my proposal so no need to return to the ultimatum.
I could have taken to the skies to make my proposal if I was as imaginative and romantic as one viewer from East Sheen: James made Floss a seriously happy lass at several hundred feet up in the skies.. with a little help from his farmer dad. It will all make sense and make you shed a tear of joy and heave a sigh of blissful approval. Unless you're a crop-circle afflicted farmer.
I made a proposal to Emma, and gave her something of an ultimatum: given she has written the blog for the last two days, I will write it today. Or I will never write it again.
Faye, the Boss, was keen to call my bluff and save you from my occasionally surreal ramblings but Emma agreed to my proposal so no need to return to the ultimatum.
I could have taken to the skies to make my proposal if I was as imaginative and romantic as one viewer from East Sheen: James made Floss a seriously happy lass at several hundred feet up in the skies.. with a little help from his farmer dad. It will all make sense and make you shed a tear of joy and heave a sigh of blissful approval. Unless you're a crop-circle afflicted farmer.
Down to earth and Waterloo to be precise. The most bankable movie star in Hollywood was there a while ago to learn something very complicated to his advantage. We have issued him with an ultimatum to explain all to Jasmine, who was born to rub shoulders with the stars, in Leicester Square.
In Wokingham they are very sad but deeply proud. Captain David Hicks hails from there. He died in action in Afghanistan, leading his troops and looking after them. His is a noble and moving story, told with passion and sensitivity by Simon Harris.
Marcus will try to unravel the brutal mystery surrounding another much loved person, knifed to death in her own car. She was on her way to work. She was a leading children's doctor. Police think her killer waited and waited and then struck. It is a tragic loss and a chilling tale.
But nothing competes with our lead story which is why it is our lead story.
The bare facts centre on litter, good citizenship and a cold killing. Can we no longer act the good citizen? Can we no longer intervene, safely, on the side of what is right? Has London become too dangerous for the law-abiding among us? It is that sort of story and you won't want to miss it.
Or any of it.
The bare facts centre on litter, good citizenship and a cold killing. Can we no longer act the good citizen? Can we no longer intervene, safely, on the side of what is right? Has London become too dangerous for the law-abiding among us? It is that sort of story and you won't want to miss it.
Or any of it.
(Thanks Em': glad I got that off my chest.)
See you at 6
Alastair and Emma