This message is coming to you via the internet: it is a brilliant tool which brings people together, shares information, finds goods at competitative prices and has led to at least two homes being trashed. This time we are not talking about a wayward teenager perhaps allowing things to get out of hand at a family home. We are talking about someone's property which was advertised for rent and they got a great deal more from their enquires. You really will want to know the full details from Glen at 6.
Been down the Westway lately? Seem a little dark? Well, at least you haven't been hit by an avalanche of collapsing street lamps, so who are you to complain? I think you will want to know the connection between these two strange observations and Simon Harris is the man to explain. Have your Health & Safety manuals to hand but don't throw them at the screen, however much you are tempted. There's no need for that kind of trashing!
No trashing at Stamford Bridge where, apparantly, it's all Russian Bear Hugs and Portuguese ... (what do the Portuguese do when they like someone? Dunno. Oh well) ... Portuguese Pleasantries as Ro-Man and The Man make up. Yeah? Yeah! Marcus Powell told me and will tell you.
I thought Rosamund Pike was spectacular in the James Bond film Die Another Day even if she did allow The Reform Club to be utterly trashed.
Tamzin went to see her, and is editing an interview as we speak. I am looking forward to seeing it unless the edit suite is trashed by Anti-Pike members of the Reform Club.
We're still worried about the declining numbers of bees in the capital and Chrissie has a new theory, along with the weather.
Tamzin thinks most of the missing honey-makers were trashing her garden this weekend but I have my doubts.
There's lost more but I have to go and have a cup of tea: I feel a bit trashed having just arrived from an over-night flight this morning. I'll be fine and thanks for worrying.
See you at 6
Alastair
