I am on the point of walking out this afternoon...
First we are featuring sheep racing on Clapham Common - an area of London renowned for curious perambulations by confused former senior politicians, the rather beautiful headquarters of the National Union of Seamen (now part of Bob Crow's RMT) and John Prescott's flat.
But sheep racing?
And the sheep have been given London Tonight names: mine is offensive, inaccurate and very misleading. You will have to tune in to even begin to understand my ire. Ram, bam no-thankyou, mam!
Next we are reviewing Pirates of the Caribbean III and, despite my very best and even persistent requests on your collective behalves, there simply won't be enough Kiera Knightley and no Keith Richards at all. Frankly, the plank beckons for all concerned.
Tamzin will present with her customary authority, skill, charm and dignity WHAT NOT TO MISS but, without Keira and Keith, frankly it has been missed already.
Sophie Ellis Bexter is, however, some considerable compensation: a wise and intelligent young woman, born of Blue Peter stock and seriously gifted in the vocals territory. She is live in the studio.
On the news front, we examine how it could have been that 8 doctors over 4 days missed blood poisoning in a young woman who subsequently died. Surely her GP would have spotted it? Might have done, but the GP was not available as it was a Bank Holiday. Someone else in the practice? Nope: she had to use an Out of Hours Service which proved to be "seriously flawed", to quote the inquiry findings; "fatally flawed", to quote her partner. We talk to the boss of the out of hours service and to the dead woman's partner.
Finally, despite everything we are told about how good trees are for the environment, we don't have enough of them in London. It's partly down to Health and Safety and, before I explode again, and possibly walk out, let's leave it at that: do join us when all will be explained at 6.
Entertaining, informative and sheep? What more could you ask?
Alastair and Tamzin
