I am still recovering from having interviewed Joanna Lumley on the ITV Lunchtime News about the appeal for Darfur.
Elegant and compassionate, she is a remarkable woman.
Talking of such, Katie is tied up at the moment doing an interview for the Independent Newspaper about style: I offered a few tips but it was never a conversation destined to last long, so here I am.
We have two Tamzins tonight: well actually a Tamzin, as in Sylvester, and a Tamsin, as in Roberts - and I think there may be potential for a falling-out!
As you may already be aware, the Sylvester one has a thing about monkeys. But she, the Sylvester one, is at the Ivor Novello Awards which celebrate our finest song-smiths and Peter Tork, Davey Jones, Mickey Dolentz and the one whose surname is, I think, Naysmith, are nowhere to be seen. (Hey Hey, we're the Monkees: keep up!). But she did net some superstars for your enjoyment, later.
The other one, the Roberts one, went to meet the smallest monkey in the world - when I say "a bit of a handful" I mean it. Talk about sweet but the Sylvester person is fuming that she didn't get the gig!
Anyway, less attractive animals, through little fault of their own, also appear on the programme as a couple are sentenced for breeding and training fighting dogs. It shouldn't happen anywhere but it has been happening in Acton; full details at 6.
A long way south from there and there's trouble brewing in Gravesend: a Sikh taxi driver was murdered with his own car but the local Sikh community say they warned it was a murder waiting to happen and the Police didn't do enough to avoid it. We'll bring you both sides of the sorry tale.
And finally, 70 year old Harry is a Hampstead gentleman who has, for years, occupied a shack on the Heath. Squatters rights, you may wonder. You'd be right. But what will knock you off your chair, stool or chaise longue is the amount of money his squatters rights plot has been valued at: you'll need a cold drink when you hear.
See you at six
Alastair
