And before we get into the details of tonight's programme, we're feeling a little guilty in the newsroom. We thought one of our number was suffering from a bout of man flu - you know the kind that keeps one off work when there's a DVD box set of Lost to watch - only to discover that the poor boy is really ill! We send him all our grovelling positive thoughts and wish him better right away.
Now onto the show...
Up first. His dad has a Pucka pub, which serves some lovely-jubbly nosh. Recognise him yet? Jamie Oliver's dad's place has been hit by a gang of armed robbers and we've been to the Cricketers to hear all about it. Jamie reckons 150 grand ought to bring the culprits out of the woodwork. Marcus has more.
Talking of daylight robbery - check this out. A pensioner of 84 was shocked to say the least when a letter landed on his doorstep saying he was a penny in arrears on his rent. Yes, you did read right, that was a PENNY! Southwark Council's letter said he was facing eviction if he didn't pay up. Emma went to meet Frank to hear his story.
There's been a massive police raid on a posh vice ring - prostitution for sale in two of the most upmarket neighbourhoods in the capital. Piers Hopkirk will be live on the scene with the very latest - including the fleet of cars bought with the proceeds.
And, just when you thought that was enough to whet your taste buds... There's an allotment on the top of Harrods for anyone too posh to plant, and Sherlock Holmes says "es elemental, mi estimado Watson".
It's not as ridiculous as it sounds!!!
See you at 6.
The team.
