Here's an odd thing: the earliest known form of art is scrawlings of animals on cave walls in central France.
Ever since people learned to write, if they are cross about something, they scrawl it on walls.
And one of the greatest pieces of modern art, in my view, is Picasso's 'Guernica', not a scrawl but an amazing mural.
So..... Why shouldn't friends and family of Billy Cox, one of the south London victims of gun-crime, celebrate his life and death in a huge, and rather beautiful, end of terrace mural? Lots of voices saying they shouldn't, so we asked Simon Harris to talk to both sides and gives us his take.
Swans should be white: grey, if they are babies, or signets if you are being pedantic. They shouldn't be pink. In Windsor they are. Chrissie wanted to know why so we sent her to find out, do the weather and then tell us ... and you.
You buy a house. You insure it. An "Act of God" damages it. The Council orders it knocked down. You get another house.
Follow all of the above and all is well.
Leave the second one out and you are well and truly up the creek without means of nautical propulsion. Or a house.
Many of you will remember the house collapse story in Bromley last year. Not a happy ending, I fear.
Not a happy ending for Piers Morgan, who edited the Daily Mirror, published some great pictures that were fakes and got the sack.
Down-cast, disheveled, out of work and out of sorts? Nah! Star of stage, screen and after dinner-speech circuit, he has also written a couple of rather light but rather funny books about his post-Fleet Street exploits. The latest will feature in our conversation tonight.
Petula Clark never edited a newspaper but kept many a showbiz and music correspondent in copy for years.
Did Piers always get it right about her?
Well, if not she can give him a good slap because she's with us tonight, too!
I am getting quite excited about it all: hope you are too.
See you at 6
Alastair
