Parting words from Faye, The Producer: "Let's remember: it's Jo-zay not Ho-zay. And let's be careful out there".
Or there'll be yellow cards and red cards befor Robin's weather.
Welcome to London Tonight Tonight.
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Good afternoon. And I mean that. I am not misleading you. We always try, as news presenters, to be honest in telling you the truth about what is going on, in and around London.
But, I wonder, what is the most dishonest thing you've ever done? Told fibs about your age? Sworn you'd tried to buy a ticket from that very busy ticket office before boarding the 8.15 from Clapham Junction? Hey, both are wrong but not the end of the world.
Now, imagine you are a barrister, representing one side in a rather sensitive child custody case. No room for lies there, white or otherwise, you'd be sure.
Don't you believe it. This evening we have a case that involves one such "brief", an e-mail machine on the Tottenham Court Road, some waving of papers in Court and a prison sentence. It could make 800 year history so you won't want to miss it at 6.
Jon Gilbert dons wig and robes for you.
Boris who? Bouncy blonde bomb-shell, beknown to all in the Boroughs of our great city or .... a mystery to many members of the London electorate. You may think you know the answer but you may be very surprised by Simon's finding.
The gritty toilers, who turned the crumbling Victorian edifice of St Pancras into the splendour that is the new Eurostar terminal, certainly were when asked to smile into a rather celebrated lense. The results are a fitting tribute and a joy to savour. And they weren't ten years at the developers either. Damien is pulling focus.
Ben has another impossible choice for you as he brings the third of our London Carers finalists before you. One more after that and then make-up your mind up time is Friday. They are beautifully crafted films about beautiful people. A tough choice, I am afraid.
As it must have been for Gyles Brandreth when he felt his life had become too full for his famous collection of teddy bears and the museum they once called home. Theodore Roosevelt was President of the United States and founded the American national parks. He also gave his name to the "teddy" bear and was a famous hunter, too. Odd contradiction. Bit like Gyles, I guess: "bear lover flogs off bear collection, having brutally made them homeless".
Perhaps there's another explanation. Cuddle up with Sangeeta at 6, and see.
We've the MOBOs with Amy Winehouse and Tamzin and I imagine tons of others: they always seek her out. Tamzin, that is.
And we will also cover a tragedy made even worse by it's entirely inappropriate popular description: an "Honour" killing which not only ended a young woman's life but tore a family asunder.
No gags. No puns. Just a really sad story.
We'll round it all off with Robin's weather and London's papers so I do hope you can join us at 6.
And I really mean that, most sincerely!
Alastair and Katie.
Good afternoon, all.
We start the show tonight with a harrowing tale, though one at least with a happy ending of sorts. It's a ground breaking case, in which a family have won out of court damages from Hackney Council for not putting them into care when they were kids, 30 years ago. £100,000 may not make up for the abuse these siblings suffered at the hands of their stepfathers .. but it's compensation of sorts. And of course, we'll ask if it could open the floodgates for other retrospective cases.
We're live in Virginia Water where a flock of sheep have been slaughtered. They tested positive for foot and mouth. This story of anguish and ruin for farmers just isn't going away.
If you like meccano or lego, then you must tune in for Simon's report, as down at the site of the 2012 games we'll be showing you a MASSIVE crane, swinging a bridge into place. It's a must for all you little boys out there.
Ben has another moving film in our series about Carers.. tonight some awe inspiring foster parents. You'll be able to vote for the ITV London Carer of the Year at the end of the week.
We've got a look ahead to the football, and Tamzin's been hanging out with Quentin Tarantino ( of course she has. She is glamorous to the tips of her toes.)
And talking of glamorous, we've been following singer Sandi Thom around fashion week, getting a celebrity take on the parties and the frocks, darling. I wonder if I'll get a chance to tell her about my 7 year old's conviction that her hit single was actually " I wish I were a prawn cracker, with flowers in my hair... "? Maybe I'll let that one slide by..
See you at 6,
Katie and Al.
Good afternoon.
It's another weekend and The Boss has just returned from the optician with doughnuts. I don't know what he meant to buy and maybe he needs stronger glasses but colleagues are forming a disorderly queue at his desk even as I type. One is never enough for me but, after two, I behave like an electric ferret all afternoon and then fall asleep on the train home.
Oh well. Instant gratification , that's the thing.
Well, not always.
"Life wrecking, skin harming, nose rotting, brain burning, money spinning, death causing - coke".
It certainly gives it's users instant gratification and it's production starts quite innocently with naturally growing coca leaves. But once the bad guys have blended in petrol, ether and hydrochloric acid it becomes an evil stimulant that gives a buzz before, for many, starting a downward spiral which can ruin lives and even end them.
So tonight, as a gang from Essex and Surrey are sentenced for trafficking the stuff, we are taking a look at the drug and how common it and it's use are in the capital. Glen's investigation uncovers the nightmare of Kiddy Coke and he will reveal the results of his own survey of some Soho Clubs last night. It'll blow you away.
As will James' review of the movies which features "3.10 to Yuma" in which the Glorious Gladiator turns Glorious Gunslinger: Mr, Crowe meets the OK Coral... plus, "Superbad" which sounds super-good but in a slightly silly way.
Steve Hargrave suggests to Daniel Radcliffe, recently a gifted yet occasionally irritating mini-wizard and even more recently a sort of streaker in a play about a horse, that all you need to do to master the Australian accent is "go up" at the end of every sentence. Imagine Daniels reaction, given he has just spent six months and a lot of money mastering the Oz brogue with an expensive voice coach! The "whys and wherefores" to it all will become as clear as Sir Les Paterson's diplomatic skills at 6.
We will also have the latest on foot and mouth in Surrey and an intriguing suggestion about plastic carrier bags in the capitol.
Robin is on the river with the weekend weather forecast and we'll have the papers' front pages.
I will also have the great pleasure tonight of working with a new friend, Salma Siraj, who you will have seen reading the early morning news. Her mum's Swiss. So is my favourite pen. I know we will hit it off like a dream.
Be your own judge at 6.
Alastair & Salma
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